Unfortunately, yesterday's too-good-to-be-true announcement of a Honda CR250R Direct Inject two-stroke was just that—too good to be true. Yes, it was an April Fool's day joke, and no, as far as we know, Honda is not getting set to mass produce a sub $5000, 200 lb, 50-state street legal off-road two-stroke. We apologize for getting your hopes up, but we'd like to encourage you to take all of that pent-up angst and aggression out on a letter to your favorite Japanese motorcycle manufacturer telling them how badly you want one of these fairy-tale bikes to become a reality! No kidding, if the manufacturers receive enough requests, they will take notice. Personally, we can't wait to see if the big four can cook up an off-road two-stroke that can compete with the Austrians, and from what we've heard the technology does currently exist. Either way, you've got to admit....that photoshopped CR250R was pretty legit!